I’m a big fan of all things British. I get to spend some time there now and again and I like that I can go for fish and chips wearing the most awful outfit and it’s cool, you know. 

    (Source: lastisle, via ladylokid)

    shitpostmemeboy:

    dogmemes:

    hoodbypussy:

    Évolution inversée

    he looked old for 14

    “It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
    ― Pablo Picasso

    (via tadaanotdead)

    priceofliberty:

    thefreelioness:

    The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

    If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

    via Vice:

    What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

    1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

    2. You are getting arrested. 

    3. You are getting beaten by the police.

    In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

    In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

    (via toomanyfandomssolittletime)

    hohumi:

    ch1darkcy:

    thecurvatureoffinnsass:

    fatbodypolitics:

    heyfatchick:

    someday-youwillfindme:

    Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”

    Stacey: “Why not?”

    Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

    The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

    I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

    They hit the nail on the head every single time.

    This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy!
    It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

    Thankful for this.

    (via toomanyfandomssolittletime)

  1. snorlaxatives:

    the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

    (via nocturnal-sloth)

  2. thetomska:

    tiorickyaoi:

    I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

    So glad someone finally cleared this up.

    (via nocturnal-sloth)

    lestradeisasilverfox:

    Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

    (via satansthoughtprocess)

  3. nerdismyhobby:

    so-many-frequencies:

    loweryi:

    crowbegottenbatman:

    loweryi:

    crowbegottenbatman:

    the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

    what

    image

    fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

    oh my god

    well wooden shoe look at that

    I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

    (Source: arachnidisa, via ascandalinwatsonspants)

  4. alittleworldofimagination:

    jokerkat:

    quincy360:

    you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

    That’s called anxiety.

    That explains at least half of my life then

    (via xnarrylovexx)

  5. terrakion:

    alt-j:

    michaxl:

    gf: babe come over

    me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

    gf: my parents are out ;)

    me:

    image

    IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

    yes hes with his girlfriend now

    (via xnarrylovexx)

  6. why are you a feminist???

    scorsece:

    because people are still asking that question

    because women are payed less than men in approximately 99% of professions

    because chris brown can still have a career after assaulting rihanna but miley cyrus takes her clothes off and there’s a huge scandal

    because of this:

    image

    because currently it is estimated ten million more girls are out of education than boys (x)

    because we’re expected to be mature but hairless like a child, in control but not bossy, sexy but not slutty and definitely not a prude, intelligent but not opinionated, independent but reliant on men, natural but look like the girl in the magazine etc etc

    because being called a girl, a pussy or a bitch is an insult

    because when i told my mum i refused to get anything less than a’s in my exams she told me it wasn’t ladylike to be so cocky

    because my brother and 90% of my male friends think girls who wear revealing clothing are asking for rape

    because every person who identifies as female should be allowed to choose if they want to get married, have kids, have a career, go to uni etc etc without expectations

    because tampons and sanitary pads are stupidly expensive

    because some people reading this will have flinched at the fact i just said ‘tampon’

    because there are men out there whose job it is to make young girls feel like absolute shit about themselves just so they can sell the next best beauty product

    because female masturbation isn’t considered normal whilst men can talk about their own penises for hours on end

    beCAUSE OF ARTICLES LIKE THIS

    because feminists are still seen as crazy lesbians who dont shave and some still feel like they have to defend themselves by claiming theyre not any of those things when in fact if i want to be a passionate lady who likes other ladies and cant be bothered to shave my legs every twenty minutes then thats my choice and if i want to be someone who wears make up and shaves and goes out partying then thats my choice and if i want to be a combination of the two or anything in between then thats. my. choice.

    because i believe anyone who identifies as female is fucking badass and deserves the same rights as every privileged stuck up old white man sitting around and making laws about our bodies

    because how can you not be

  7. masqverades:

    do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.

    (Source: clavacles, via aimez-vousdabord)

    (Source: zeroenthusiasm, via lcttie)

  8. uberfaenatic:

    If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

    (Source: funkes, via jackhoward)