1. Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

    nothenks:

    little-cyes-2:

    We have a frog and a pig

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    a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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    a donkey and a dragon

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    a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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    these two

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    and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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    But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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    I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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  2. strawwolf:

    throbbing-erection:

    10knotes:

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    WHAT THE FUCK

    Oh no

    Hannibal works part time as a ‘joke’ writer for a popsicle company.

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    stupidmiiverseposts:

    There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

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  3. amischiefofmice:

    orfs:

    averyterrible:

    thisplaceisdespair:

    flatluigi:

    stormingtheivory:

    So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

    holy shit

    ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

    Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

    for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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    this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

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    lexcanroar:

    aharya:

    Game of Thrones Predictions (x)

    SANSA STARK FOREVER

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    consultingteenagefangirl:

    my brother and i did the thing.

    (via satansthoughtprocess)

    claudiagray:

    In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

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  4. maddehhey:

    oprahsmom:

    toocooltobehipster:

    how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

    this was taken in February

    americans

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    deducingsherlockian:

    what do you mean this didn’t happen

    (via nocturnal-sloth)

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    carryonmy-assbutt:

    petitepluume:

    I did a thing.

    if only 

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    krudman:

    the-average-gatsby:

    thanks joffrey

    What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

    (via nocturnal-sloth)

  5. sansaofhousestark:

    doctorkpepper:

    henrycavills:

    in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

    this is why you guys had the black plague.

    (via nocturnal-sloth)

  6. dreadful-secrets:

    4musinq:

    THIS

    Almost all…

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